5/12/2012 (10:43pm) 1 note

I just read an article about how Labyrinth is an allegory for the mind control the government is subjecting all the “monarch slaves” to for the New World Order or some shit

I’m not linking that article. I lost half my brain cells reading it and I’m not getting them back.

#Labyrinth#jareth#David Bowie#film#movies#illuminati#Conspiracy Theories#new world order#nwo

5/3/2012 (8:50pm)

Hey, useless eaters, riddle me this:

If we really landed on the moon, how come we never found the aliens that really built the pyramids? We didn’t find the body of Sentinel Prime, hell, we didn’t even find the Tycho Monolith!

Checkmate, sheeple.

#conspiracy#Conspiracy Theories#moon#NASA#illuminati#monolith#sentinel prime#transformers#2001: A Space Odyssey#ancient aliens

4/1/2012 (7:10pm) 1 note

Was Stanley Kubrick assassinated because the Illuminati thought he revealed too much with Eyes Wide Shut?

No. Don’t be stupid.

#kubrick#illuminati#conspiracy#Conspiracy Theories

cosmictoquantum:

NASA Rockets make Weird Clouds at the Edge of Space

Loops of wispy clouds rise like smoke rings against a background of stars—the products of a NASA rocket launch early Tuesday morning designed to study the upper-level jet stream. 

Starting just before 5 a.m. ET, the space agency launched five consecutive sounding rockets from itsWallops Flight Facilityin Virginia as part of theAnomalous Transport Rocket Experiment, or ATREX.Once aloft, each suborbital rocket released a chemical tracer at altitudes between 50 and 90 miles (80 and 145 kilometers)—near the edge of space.

The chemical reacts with water and oxygen in theatmosphereto create milky white clouds, which could be seen easily by scientists and the public this morning in clear skies along the U.S. Northeast coast, according to NASA. Two of the rockets also carried instruments for measuring atmospheric temperature and pressure.

Pictures of the ATREX clouds will help scientists better understand the drivers of the high-level jet stream, ultrafast winds that blow 60 to 65 miles (96 to 105 kilometers) above Earth’s surface.

This is the same region of Earth’s upper atmosphere—the ionosphere—where strong electrical currents naturally flow, NASA says. Tracking how the jet stream moves can therefore give researchers insight into the roots of high-altitude electrical turbulence, which can disrupt satellites and radio communications.

(View extended descriptions here)

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID SHEEPLE. OBVIOUSLY THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE CONTRAILS SO AS TO SAP US OF OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS.

GOD, YOU ARE ALL BRAINWASHED. I AM THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF USING MY CRITICAL FACULTIES.

OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!!!! 

In all seriousness, this is pretty cool!

3/22/2012 (6:49pm) 2 notes

Sweet scrotum of Osiris, the posts on the “Illuminati” and “chemtrails” tags are some of the dumbest fucking horse shit I have ever read in my entire life

I feel bad. These people are so goddamn stupid that they’re obviously beyond help. Maybe I shouldn’t make fun of them.

OH WAIT! Of COURSE I should! What the hell was I thinking?

#LMAO#Conspiracy Theories#illuminati#chemtrails#conspiracy

itsfullofstars:

Apollo 11 Landing Site, from Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter

This image of the Apollo 11 landing site captured from just 24 km (15 miles) above the surface provides LRO’s best look yet at humanity’s first venture to another world. When Neil Armstrong took his famous first steps onto the lunar surface, he kicked around the soil. “Yes, the surface is fine and powdery.” Gazing at the flat horizon, he took in the view. “Isn’t that something! Magnificent sight out here.” After collecting a contingency sample Neil looked around and observed, “it has a stark beauty all its own. It’s like much of the high desert of the United States. It’s different, but it’s very pretty out here.” A few minutes later Buzz Aldrin descended the ladder and joined Neil on the surface of the Moon!

You can see the remnants of their first steps as dark regions around the Lunar Module (LM) and in dark tracks that lead to the scientific experiments the astronauts set up on the surface. The Passive Seismic Experiment Package (PSEP) provided the first lunar seismic data, returning data for three weeks after the astronauts left, and the Laser Ranging RetroReflector (LRRR) allows precise measurements to be collected to this day. You can even spot the discarded cover of the LRRR.

Hahahahaha. We all know what the NASA people really wanted to say:

"Hey, conspiracy theorists! Suck our space dicks! #wereallylanded #motherfuckers"

Let’s all commemorate the moon landing by watching a video of Buzz Aldrin punching a conspiracy theorist in the face. ‘Cause I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of watching that.