I just read an article about how Labyrinth is an allegory for the mind control the government is subjecting all the “monarch slaves” to for the New World Order or some shit
I’m not linking that article. I lost half my brain cells reading it and I’m not getting them back.
Hey, useless eaters, riddle me this:
If we really landed on the moon, how come we never found the aliens that really built the pyramids? We didn’t find the body of Sentinel Prime, hell, we didn’t even find the Tycho Monolith!
Was Stanley Kubrick assassinated because the Illuminati thought he revealed too much with Eyes Wide Shut?
No. Don’t be stupid.
Sweet scrotum of Osiris, the posts on the “Illuminati” and “chemtrails” tags are some of the dumbest fucking horse shit I have ever read in my entire life
I feel bad. These people are so goddamn stupid that they’re obviously beyond help. Maybe I shouldn’t make fun of them.
OH WAIT! Of COURSE I should! What the hell was I thinking?